To my cute and adorable sweetheart,
I'm sorry for the lack of attention I have been giving you. Mr. Hormone stepped into my life a few months ago and has had all my attention. I promise to be my normal self in 6 months try to hang in there.
Love,
Your crazy out of control wife
2 comments:
Try 18 years...
Just kidding, it's not that bad. I'm sure he is fabulous and still loves you, hormones and all!
Yeah, gonna' have to agree with Kristy there. 6 months you'll be back to normal? Uh uh. Not gonna' happen. UNLESS...you bottle feed, get a full time nanny, and take off for a spa month immediately after the baby's birth.
So, there you go - there is a chance you could be back to normal in six months.
On a happier note, having this baby will be the most special event in your life! It's so surreal and amazing! I'm actually excited to go through it AGAIN! And I know within a few months after the baby is born, I will feel great again. Well...I had better anyway. Look, just as long as you don't get pregnant again five months after this baby is born, you'll be fine. I was completely psychotic for like 18 months because I went through that. Not pretty.
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